Christopher Meloni

The Producer

Acting

Robert Klein

The CEO

Acting

Mario Cantone

The Director

Acting

Cyndi Lauper

Little Johnny's Mom

Acting

Adam Ferrara

Dr. Feelgood

Acting

John Scurti

Sheriff

Acting

Victoria Clark

Teacher

Acting

Joe Starr

Coach

Acting

Diane Neal

Nancy

Acting

Adam Sietz

Morty

Acting

Caitlin FitzGerald

Bank Teller

Acting

John Lavelle

The Writer

Acting

Lyndsey Anderson

Sexy Bartender

Acting

Sam Oz Stone

Little Johnny

Acting

Larry Holmes

The Judge

Acting

Emily Donahoe

Sue

Acting

Stylist B.

Tarnishe'D Silva

Acting

Josh Frieser

Producer as a Boy

Acting

Livia Scott

Nun

Acting

Emmanuel Yarborough

Janitor

Acting

David Coe

First BJ Guy

Acting

Stephanie Gatschet

Wife

Acting

Natalie Harrah

Hot Girl at Chalkboard

Acting

Travis Kauppila

Young Hillbilly #1

Acting

Tom DiNardo

Older Hillbilly

Acting

Kirk Gagnon

Young Hillbilly #2

Acting

Boomer Tibbs

Boardmember #1

Acting

Leah Lapidus

Boardmember #2

Acting

Bill Rapp

Boardmember #3

Acting

Sheila Mart

Eleanor

Acting

Ginger Rich

Boardmember #5

Acting

Terence Exodus

Bingo Man

Acting

Joy Seligsohn

Candy Lady

Acting

Sammy Marten

Veterinarian

Acting

George Chevallier

Birthday Boy

Acting

Ted Ferguson

Joke-Telling Priest

Acting

Claudia L. Brown

Cheap Trick

Acting

Alan Donnes

Bartender

Writing

Chris Henry

Production Assistant

Acting

Alec Lynch

Little Johnny's Brother

Acting

Tanner Colby

Gay Taxidermist

Writing

Andrew Wuestenfeld

Pirate

Acting

Kent Cassella

Widower

Acting

Hannah Stoor

Girl at School

Acting

Marisa Valente

English Teacher

Acting

Roger Byers

Priest with Pizza

Acting

Bryan Fitzgerald

Auditioner #1

Acting

Andrew Ward

Auditioner #2

Acting

Scott Rossini

Auditioner #3

Acting

Lindsey E. Vuolo

Self

Acting

Jeanine Hill

Nude Auditioner / Vienna Sausage Girl

Acting

Debbie Schwartz

Topless Twin #1

Acting

Lauren Schwartz

Topless Twin #2

Acting

Jordanna James

Sexy Midget

Acting

Max Rock

Chunks Owner

Acting

Asher Suss

Parish Priest

Acting

Richard Labit

Little Boy at School

Acting

Todd Levin

Man Who Orders Hot Dog

Writing

David Thornton

Little Johnny's Dad

Acting

Greg White

Bad Actor

Production

Stephanie Restivo

Stripper #1

Acting

Josh Duffy

Surfer

Acting

Bianca Del Rio

Drag Queen

Acting

Doua Moua

Wing Thai

Acting

Blaire Whitney

Good Sport

Acting

Art Schorr

Vienna Sausage Grandpa

Acting

John D'Leo

Vienna Sausage Boy

Acting

Joe Melendez

FBI Agent

Acting

Shavon Ryan

Stripper #2

Acting

Bettina Niedermann

Tiffany

Acting

Chloe Whiteford

Hairy Chested Girl

Acting

Jana Dendinger

Brunette Bikini Babe

Acting

Brandy Moon

Big Boob Blonde

Acting

Hans Freiwald

Sperm Donor

Acting

Richard Kohn

Old Vienna Sausage Guy

Acting

Hawk French

Eddie

Acting

Sophia Meloni

Suzy

Acting

Anthony Cumberbatch Jr.

Black Midget

Acting

Matthew Seife

Tutu Boy

Acting

Connor Denis

Big Mormon

Acting

Chip Rybak

Little Mormon

Acting

Rose Lamarche

Bikini Lady

Acting