Drake Bell

Dragonfly

Acting

Sara Paxton

Jill Johnson

Acting

Christopher McDonald

Lou Landers

Acting

Leslie Nielsen

Uncle Albert Adams

Acting

Kevin Hart

Trey

Acting

Marion Ross

Aunt Lucille

Acting

Ryan Hansen

Lance Landers

Acting

Keith David

The Chief of Police

Acting

Brent Spiner

Dr. Strom

Acting

Robert Joy

Dr. Hawking

Acting

Jeffrey Tambor

Dr. Whitby

Acting

Ryan Stiles

Blaine Riker

Acting

Nicole Sullivan

Julia Riker

Acting

Sam Cohen

Young Rick

Acting

Regina Hall

Mrs. Xavier

Acting

Marisa Lauren

Storm

Acting

Craig Bierko

Wolverine (scenes deleted)

Acting

Richard Tillman

Leg-Shaving Wolverine

Acting

Simon Rex

The Human Torch

Acting

Dan Castellaneta

Carlson

Acting

Atom Gorelick

Stretchy Boy

Acting

Alison Woods

Stretchy Girl

Acting

Eric Artell

Sneezo

Acting

Sean Simms

Barry Bonds

Acting

Pamela Anderson

Invisible Girl

Acting

Miles Fisher

Tom Cruise

Acting

Brian Carpenter

Matthews

Acting

Vincent Larusso

Bank Robber

Acting

Michael Papajohn

"Gimme your wallet"

Acting

Anna Osceola

"Dr. Hawking, I am such a fan"

Acting

Rod McLachlan

Actual Editor

Acting

John Getz

Lunatic Editor

Acting

Charlene Tilton

Jill's Mother

Acting

Jenica Bergere

"Mr. Landers!"

Acting

Byrne Offutt

Reporter Ed

Acting

Vic Polizos

Undertaker

Acting

Daryl J. Johnson

"Well, an old guy did get shot over there"

Acting

Kent Shocknek

News Anchor

Acting

Amanda Carlin

Principal

Acting

Clay Greenbush

Dead Blonde Woman's Husband

Acting

Kurt Fuller

Bank Loan Officer

Acting

Seth McCook

Paperclip Guy

Acting

Craig Mazin

"Okay, I come back"

Writing

Jonathan Chase

Onlooker #1

Acting

Kourtney Kaas

Onlooker #2

Acting

Karlton Johnson

Truck Driver

Acting

Charles W. Gray

"Thanks for the loan, Mr. Thompson"

Acting

Wendy L. Walsh

Live Reporter

Acting

Ian Patrick Williams

King of Sweden

Acting

Elisabeth Noone

"Take me...."

Acting

Aki Aleong

Dalai Lama

Acting

Howard Mungo

Nelson Mandela

Acting

David McKnight

Bishop Tutu

Acting

Freddie Pierce

Tony Bennett

Acting

Steve Monroe

Nerdy Dragonfly

Acting

Jerry Haleva

Saddam Hussein

Acting

Jeremiah Hu

Asian Hourglass

Acting

Matt Champagne

"Excuse me, there's a line!"

Acting

Susan Breslau

Mourner

Acting

Nick Kiriazis

Police Officer

Acting

Aubrie Lemon

Dead Blonde Woman

Acting

Ajay Mehta

Convenience Store Owner

Acting

Cameron Ali Sims

Xavier's Son

Acting

Lil' Kim

Xavier's Daughter

Acting

Jordan Rubin

The Guy Who Wipes Wolverine's Ass (scenes deleted)

Writing

Shanna Beauchamp

Student (uncredited)

Acting

James J. Burke

YouTube User (uncredited)

Art

Kristen Endow

HS Student (uncredited)

Acting

Timothy Farmer

Kid in the Orange Beanie (uncredited)

Production

Whitney Ann Jenkins

Pink Superhero (uncredited)

Acting

James Lew

Shaolin Monk (uncredited)

Acting

Alan Mueting

Security Man (uncredited)

Acting

Gene Richards

Chicken Man (uncredited)

Acting

Marque Richardson

Xavier's Older Son (uncredited)

Acting

Thomas Rosales Jr.

Bandit in Alley (uncredited)

Acting

Jeffry Tamara

Student (uncredited)

Acting

Manu Toigo

Award Presenter (uncredited)

Acting

Julie Van

Neo-Batgirl (uncredited)

Acting

Tracy Morgan

Professor Xavier

Acting