Mark Wahlberg

John

Acting

Seth MacFarlane

Ted (voice)

Acting

Amanda Seyfried

Samantha

Acting

Jessica Barth

Tami-Lynn

Acting

Giovanni Ribisi

Donny

Acting

Morgan Freeman

Patrick Meighan

Acting

Sam J. Jones

Sam J. Jones

Acting

Patrick Warburton

Guy

Acting

Michael Dorn

Rick

Acting

Bill Smitrovich

Frank

Acting

John Slattery

Shep Wild

Acting

Cocoa Brown

Joy

Acting

John Carroll Lynch

Tom Jessup

Acting

Ron Canada

Judge

Acting

Liam Neeson

Customer

Acting

Dennis Haysbert

Fertility Doctor

Acting

Patrick Stewart

Narrator (voice)

Acting

Tom Brady

Tom Brady

Acting

Jay Leno

Jay Leno

Acting

Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel

Acting

Kate McKinnon

Kate McKinnon

Acting

Bobby Moynihan

Bobby Moynihan

Acting

Taran Killam

Taran Killam

Acting

Sebastian Arcelus

Dr. Ed Danzer

Acting

Jay Patterson

Karl Jackson

Acting

Steve Callaghan

Comic

Acting

Nana Visitor

Adoption Agent

Acting

Maggie Geha

Female Nurse

Acting

Jessica Szohr

Allison

Acting

Craig Ricci Shaynak

Blind Guy

Acting

Lexi Atkins

Waitress

Acting

Jack Knight

Todd Kidder

Acting

Lauren Sánchez

Boston Newscaster

Acting

William Xifaras

Boston Neighbor

Acting

Curtis Stigers

Wedding Singer

Acting

Julius Sharpe

NYC Doctor

Writing

Liz Morgan

NYC Nurse

Acting

Alec Sulkin

Obi-Wan

Acting

Ralph Garman

Stormtrooper

Acting

Michael Steven Costello

Jury Foreman

Acting

Vanessa Vander Pluym

Juror

Acting

J. Mark Donaldson

Juror

Crew

Frank Lloyd

Juror

Acting

Bart A. Piscitello Jr.

Bailiff

Acting

Becki Dennis

Receptionist

Acting

Robert Holfelder

Band Leader

Acting

Michael Trisler

Cyclist

Crew

Ryan Hanna

Jogger

Acting

Kate Gustafson

Hasbro CEO Assistant

Acting

David Goldman

Pundit

Acting

Ted Jessup

Pundit

Acting

Ronobir Lahiri

Pundit

Acting

Barry Ratcliffe

Pundit

Acting

Chris Regan

Pundit

Writing

Nefetari Spencer

Pundit

Acting

Jeffrey Stubblefield

Pundit

Acting

Wellesley Wild

Pundit

Writing

Lenny Clarke

Cop (Boston PD)

Acting

Chris Neville

Cop (Boston PD)

Acting

Rachael MacFarlane

Meighan Assistant

Acting

Christy Scott Cashman

Reporter

Acting

Joseph J. Micucci

Nerd (Wedgie)

Acting

Josiah Blount

Comic Con Fan

Acting

Johnny Alves

Security Guard

Acting

Silvio Cuadra

Security Guard

Acting

Dustin Ybarra

Borg

Acting

Matthew J. Walters

Hellboy

Acting

Aaron Zell

Vendor

Acting

Scott Wahle

Film Executive

Acting

John Viener

Police Dispatcher

Acting

Kate B. O'Brien

Diner Waitress

Acting

Billy Concha

Bachelor Party Guest

Acting

Andrew Torres

Jump Rope Guy

Acting

Luke Adams

Wedding Announcer

Acting

Tara Strong

Ted Toy (voice)

Acting

Tiffany

Tiffany

Acting

Brittany O'Connor

Cake Girl (uncredited)

Acting

Julie Schmid

Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)

Acting

Rose Wakesho

Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Acting

Katie McCabe

Hot Comic Con Girl (uncredited)

Acting

Stanis Krista Ames

Courthouse Spectator (uncredited)

Acting

Claudia Zielke

Baroness Girl (uncredited)

Acting

Alexandra Creteau

Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Acting

Vincent M. Biscione

Ted's Court Gallery (uncredited)

Acting

Kt Baldassaro

Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Acting

Laura-Elise Barrett

Booth Girl (uncredited)

Acting

Anissa Borrego

Flash Girl (uncredited)

Acting

Roseny Carrero

My Little Pony Booth Girl (uncredited)

Acting

John Franchi

Bar Patron (uncredited)

Acting

Chia Chen

Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Acting

Lexie Contursi

Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)

Acting

Chassidy Cox

Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Acting

Nea Dune

Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Acting

Diana Emuge

Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Acting

Michelle Fonseca

Courtroom Observer (uncredited)

Acting

Enku Gubaie

Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Acting

London Hall

Reporter (uncredited)

Acting

Isabel Wagner

Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Acting

Sandra Yap

Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Acting

Isabella Sanchez

Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)

Acting

Sagan Rose

Ginger Girl (uncredited)

Acting

Elizabeth Pollard

Fairy at Comic Con (uncredited)

Acting

Tina Grimm

Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)

Acting

Kim Mulhauser

Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Acting

Olivia McCarthy

Booth Girl (uncredited)

Acting

Sophie Mazzaro

Fox Booth Girl (uncredited)

Acting

Anna Maiche

Kissing Couple (uncredited)

Acting

Kandiss Lewis

Scat Pack Girl #2 (uncredited)

Acting

Toi'ya Leatherwood

Ginger Girl (uncredited)

Acting

Christopher Weigel

Well Wisher (uncredited)

Acting

Zola Williams

Dancer (uncredited)

Acting

Ronald Boone

Yacht Guest (uncredited)

Acting

Noelle Trudeau

Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Acting

Lance Norris

Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Acting

Susan Garfield

Woman at Diner (uncredited)

Acting